Rock the Attic
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🌙 Rock the Attic — A Wickedly Wild Night in the Nevermore 🌙

It begins with Ghosty, our eloquent but ever-so-bored host, lounging in his haunted attic… another endless night in the land of the Nevermore. But boredom never lasts long in Ghosty’s world! With a flash of charm and a snap of spectral fingers — poof! ✨ A mortal suddenly appears, dazed, dazzled, and wondering if they’ve wandered into a dream.

To welcome his guest, Ghosty conjures a frosty Coke straight out of thin air 🥤💫. The mortal gasps in delight — because if soda can appear from nowhere, what else might happen in this attic?

The answer comes quickly: music! The mortal strums their song, and the air begins to shimmer. From the corners of shadow glide the wraith band — a ghostly guitarist with a wicked grin, Writh on bass, and keys that sound like whispers from the moon. 🎸👻 The attic quakes with groove as the jam session explodes into life.

But it’s not just music — oh no. Between songs, Ghosty and his mortal guest banter about war, computers, and the curious curse of social media — proof that the afterlife is every bit as nosy as the living. The crowd laughs, the attic sways, and then… Ghosty himself can resist no longer. With a gleam in his eye, he joins the performance, his voice soaring in harmony with the mortal. 🎶

And then it happens: the attic itself seems to awaken. The Nevermore bursts into celebration — phantoms twirl, specters leap, shadows dance, and the rafters shake with unholy joy. It is a party beyond life, beyond death… pure wicked wonder. 💃👻🕺

But the louder the ghosts rock, the thinner the veil becomes. Suddenly — THUD, THUD, THUD. Heavy mortal footsteps on the stairs. The door crashes open! A cranky voice booms: “What the hell is going on up here? People are trying to sleep!!” 😱

The attic goes still. Cobwebs sway. Dust falls. Empty. As if nothing had ever happened.

Ghosty, ever the gentleman, takes his guest’s hand, bows low, and with a playful snap, sends them back to the realm of the living.

…Or is it the end? After all, in the endless night of the Nevermore… ghosts never sleep. And when the music calls, there is always one more song. 🎶✨